MISTER PELLAM
[Divine Bells ringing]
[Divine Chanting]
[Divine Chanting continues]
-Mother, I have a... -Shh!
...doubt.
-Granny... -Hmm?
Yes because, my creator-dad, is created by your husband.
So thus I become your grandson, Granny!
Ok fine! What's the matter now?
Grandpa always lies down stretching his legs like a patient.
And you always press his legs.
By the way, what makes him so tired actually?
Ah?
What makes him superior and you inferior?
What is this God's game?
[Startled]
He said that your place is in his heart,
but made you sit at his feet.
That cunning grandpa is tricking you too.
What is your problem in it grandson?
Greetings!
Enough of your fake greetings,
Let anyone sit anywhere and serve any one. How does it matter you?
Moreover, how dare you try to stir up a fight between a couple?
Oh my!
You are the exemplary couple to the people on earth.
-Hmm, so? -[sighs]
There too, men are exploiting women by showing your joint picture.
Bullying that they have the right to be served,
and it's women's misfortune that you have to serve.
Ask him! Firmly!
"Ask him how is he superior."
"Let him tell why are women inferior."
"Ask him how is he superior."
"Let him tell why are women inferior."
"What is his superiority? And what is our inferiority?"
"I reign the 14 worlds."
"I am the one who feed all those worlds."
"I feed them."
"God without the goddess is just a wanderer."
"If I sulk and go away, he will be homeless."
"Oh, you are talking about story of Lord Venkateswara? Good, carry on."
"Troubled in getting married, he raised lot of debts"
"Troubled in getting married to me, he raised lot of debts"
"Lord who collects his debt, Lord Venkateswara! Govinda...Govinda"
"I stay on the hill, but who stays down the hill?"
Why don't you ask?
"Right after midnight, who comes down the hill?"
"Who comes down?"
"Ask him that how is he superior."
"Let him tell why are women inferior."
"What is his superiority? And what is our inferiority?"
"In Threthayuga, I am..."
"...Sri Rama Chandra"
"Yet, you were called as 'Sitapathi' only."
"I am Krishna, who killed the demon Narakasura."
"Do you know?"
"I am Sathyabhama."
"I am the brave Satyabhama, who held bow with ease"
"Bhama talks too much"
"She donated her husband and became popular"
"That royal donation..."
"...was a headache"
"What a cheap deal?"
"It is a compromise with wife"
"Ah! Sir's honour is as much as a basil leaf weighs."
"True, proved yet again"
"[Divine chant]"
[Hen crowing]
Jhansi...Jhansi...Wake up, wake up.
[Birds Chirping]
Jhansi...Jhansi, you... wake up.
I woke up mister!
So can I borrow some flour, dear?
Don't call me dear, my name is Jhansi.
Yeah, Jhansi Lakshmi! Dear Lakshmi bai...
Why do you take this effort in this freezing cold?
Instead of sleeping cozy on bed.
Who will do the chores if I sleep?
Your husband! Times have changed.
Women have uncuffed themselves from slavery.
Women are doing great than men.
When I serve my husband and my children, how can you call it slavery?
Yeah, that's the game. God's game.
You are Mahalakshmi and all the other deities are your servants.
You should relax and your husband should do your daily chores.
Very funny!
How about the money?
[Giggles] Didn't I tell you its God's game? You are the money and vice-a-versa.
-Mom... -Come dear, wake up your sister too.
Come, sit.
Mom...[Cries]
Shh! Don't fight!
[Vegetable vendor calling out]
-Ma'am, Vegetables... -Coming...
[Children cheering]
[Children fighting] Hey, no! hold this.
[Boy comes cheering]
2+2=4
Leela, see if dad has woke up.
Tell your mom to return it tomorrow.
-I don't want. -Hmm!
[Clock Ringing]
Chitti come here. Go and wake up your dad. Let me clean your mouth...
[Clanking utensil]
[Laughs]
Brush!
Paste!
Teeth!
-Towel! -Clothesline!
Coffee!
[Yawns]
Co...
[Sniffing]
[Child cheering] Hey...stop...
[Child throwing tantrum] Hey, don't move.
[Song playing on the radio]
Fan!
Ma'am, school rickshaw...
Leela, come!
-Bye dad! -Bye!
-Bye mom! -Bye!
Bye!
Come Chitti!
Hey man, stop!
Hey come. [Child crying]
Bye!
Minister, Governor and Collector down down!
Damn! All the news about down-come early in the morning.
Just the great Balaji is being wished to take up Cash keeper post.
by all the gods and the people in unison.
Are you promoted? Why haven't you told?
Haven't I told now?
Science says women should always be told things at its appropriate time.
You could have told me in the night.
If I did, you would have listed expenses triple to the increment.
That's why I told you now.
I also settled the expenses. We are buying a TV today.
Why do we need a TV now? Why don't put it in kids' bank savings?
This a man's subject.
Its your duty to look after cooking and serving,
and savings and expenditures is my will.
TV... TV is an epitome of prestige.
Ours should be the first family in the colony to own a TV.
I meant,
You face difficulty in commuting to office daily, why don't you purchase a bike?
No, I don't. "No, shouldn't buy dear"
As you denied, I will buy a video-player too along with TV.That's all.
That's final!
Breakfast... breakfast!
Water...water!
Shoes...Shoes!
-Hey, wait for a minute... -Ha?
-Time is up -One minute!
[Screams in pain]
[Groans]
[Groans again]
Damn it! You again forgot to put change.
How many have I told you, they don't return change for a rupee in buses.
I told you umpteen times to put 20 paise separately.
What are your hardships or the complex deeds that make to forget this?
After I leave for work, you just sit and stretch all the day till I return.
Isn't that what you do?
And for this you get exhausted as though you carry the whole earth on shoulders.
I put the change in your pocket, as you may find difficult to take the purse out.
You should have told me.
Daily I have been telling you.
Is it funny? I have number of works and worries. How many can I remember?
What's that? Have you hurt your finger?
Argh! You women made it as a hobby to cut and burn your fingers.
Do first aid.
Hey...
TV technicians would come, guide them. They would do the installation too.
Tie a wet cloth to that finger.
[Cuckoo singing]
Oh!
"Never ever believe men, dear friend."
"Never ever a wife should give her heart, my friend."
"He asked not to wear a heavy silk saree, then."
"Now, he says he cannot afford even a cotton saree."
"He felt proud when his wife was carrying"
"When I asked to hold the baby, he said he can't."
"He felt joy seeing my long hair."
"He then forgot to get flowers for that hair."
"Brags a lot while in love."
"After wedding, he flips on everything."
"He completely forgot the sweet stories of our first love."
"Never believe men, my friend"
"Never ever believe men, dear friend."
"He was a such talker, you wouldn't believe!"
"He said I was his queen."
"He said that my feet would feel sore when I step on ground."
"He said even a breeze would hurt my face."
"He tricked me for a hug."
"Nothing matters once his wish is fulfilled."
"Neither listens to me nor understands me, this cunning husband."
"Never believe men, my friend"
"Never ever believe men, dear friend."
"Never ever a wife should give her heart, my friend."
"Like a chief..."
"Like a thread in the beads..."
"Getting a man who wins woman's heart..."
"The fruits of my previous life's prayers..."
"Oh the one whose eyes resemble a lotus."
"Is this great person is the same man, who chose me all by himself?"
Is there any fortune for those women who do religious observances?
"Will it ever happen on Earth or not?"
Sir, her fury is grading up like Vamanavathara
Why don't you touch her feet at once?
-Hmm, No! -Why?
Once I did...
In the anguish that I didn't get parijatha flower...
Didn't she kick me with her left leg?
-Oh, you are talking about Sathyabhama. -Shh! (In unison)
Welcome...Welcome! (Everyone greeting)
Welcome to the new cashier.[Laughs]
-Thank you Sir. -God bless you my boy. Congratulations!
[Everyone greeting and cheering]
-Party?(In unison) -OK. Boy! For serve everyone.
[Crowd chatting]
Please have it sir.
Mr.Balaji, I am very proud of you.
We all are proud of you.
-I am very happy -We are all very very happy.
Without any references and recommendations
Just with your talent and hard work...
You acquired this designation.
Cash keeper is like the heart of the bank.
-Very complicated -Very difficult
-Very gentle -Job!
-You should excel in this post... -Succeed and go to a superior bank...
-To much superior banks...
Ah! [All sing a song cheering]
Silence!
-You should be this state's... -Nah!
Be the country's cash keeper is our wish. [Laughs]
[Kid playing around]
-Mom, I am starving. -Please sit there, I'll come.
Mom. make it quick!
Hmm. Fold your hands.
Look here dear...
-0 beside 1 makes... -10
Very good!
-This is? -20
Dear, myself and Poorna are arriving. Arrived!
Yeah, please come!
I heard your husband is buying a TV.
Huh? Nothing as such!
I too would have bought one.
But your bro will sit with it all the day without doing household chores.
Why do you go away? Come sit. Yesterday we stopped at a nail biting scene.
Come read. Why do you stand like a mannequin? Give her the book.
Hands are busy, give me 30 minutes please.
What else work have you got after everyone has left?
The regular chores, washing, snacks for kids and batter for tomorrow...
Batter? Your bro will take care of it. Hmm go!
You come dear.
Argh! Stomach pain.
All the best! I will have the second key.
-It wouldn't open unless you put in both the keys.-Correct.
[Auspicious percussion]
[Kids cheering]
Stop stop! Give me the matchbox.
[Ladies singing welcome song for TV]
[Kids cheering] Move aside kids!
Won't it cost 25-30 thousand?
Should have bought it on installments.
Somehow, I dislike installments.
Just waiting for kids' exams. Once they are done, my husband he would get one.
A thousand is it?
[Phone ringing]
-Sir? -Manager speaking...
Get 100,000 in cash and come to my room.
Yes sir.
-Look, get the two binds of 500 notes. -Yes sir!
[Door opened]
Yes sir
-Did you get? -Yes sir.
He is Rajarao, a businessman of import & export.
They are opening an account with us, just brought Rs2500000 DD from Mumbai.
Gets encashed in another hour
Meanwhile for the petty expenses, they wanted Rs 100000.
Please give him. Will adjust by afternoon 2 pm.
-Sir, -Please take it sir.
Thank you Balaji.
Sir, wouldn't you return it by 2pm?
-You can go. -Thank you sir.
[Song playing on TV]
[Everyone asking for snacks]
INTERMISSION REGRETTED. [Kids groan]
Knowing about these Indian TVs,
my brother says that he would get TV from America while coming.
You have been reiterating this from past three years.
America isn't nearby, who can visit often from that far.
Madam, if you all shut your mouths, we will watch the program.
Madam,milk!
-Madam,milk! -Put it there.
Kondayya sir, it's almost 5pm Manager sir hasn't turned up yet.
He has been to the warehouse inspection. He will be back.
-Sir I mean... -He will come...
There he is.
Sir, he hasn't come yet. It's almost 5pm.
-Who is that? -That moustache person.
Who?
That person with moustache and black shades.
What moustache and black shades? Who is it?
Haven't we given Rs100000 in the morning? He said would return by 2pm...
We? Rs1,00,000? What are you blabbering?
Sir, Morning haven't you called me to your room?
Told that he brought DD and asked me to give him 1 Lakh.
What nonsense?
I asked you to give a Lakh to someone at my will and you gave?
Yes sir, On your word...
Shh! Show me the receipt of the DD.
Sir? You kept the 25 Lakhs DD with you.
Hey Balaji!
Have you lost you mind or drunk?
I swear on my kids.
How do I know him? Haven't you told me that he would return the money by 2pm?
Why do you swear on your kids stealing money from bank?
You are cooking up a story.
Sir, I am telling the truth. He called up and told me to get 1 Lakh.
He said he has the DD and asked me to give...
Balaji, very bad.
When you lie, it should be foolproof but with loose ends.
Moreover he is trying to trap me.
Is there a deficit of 1 Lakh in accounts?
Tell me when and whom did you give? Where did you hide?
Hey, rascal! You dupe me?
Tell me, I'll kill you. Didn't you ask me to give on your word?
Tell me. Come on tell me.
[Groans]
Oh God! Blood. He almost killed me.
You call me a thief and try to trap me? I'll see your end.
This never happened in my 25 years of service. Call the cops.
I will call cops right now.
Sir, Please excuse him, he is a young man.
Will he kill me if he is a young man?
[Programme playing on TV]
Mom, why hasn't dad come yet?
He'll come. Dad has got a big job today.
How big? This much?
Much bigger.
Dad will be given a tea party at his office.
-Tea in the sense? -Dad will be seated on big throne...
he will be felicitated and offered sweets.
-Then would he come? -Yeah!
Will he come on a palanquin or a big train engine?
You should go to bed now. Come!
Guests are sitting on my beds mom.
Come you can sleep in backyard under the beautiful moon light.
[Guests laughter]
You have stolen the bank's money.
Moreover tried to accuse the manager for that crime.
You have assaulted and hurt the officer on duty.
I would have put you behind bars an hour ago.
Kondayya and others have stopped me with regards to your family.
Yet, you haven't told a thing about the money.
Namasthe Mr Balaji . Namasthe!
TV along with VCP and 12 tapes have been delivered at home.
We have installed and connected too.
Excellent picture quality. You house seems like a cinema hall.
By the way, he's my cousin sells TV covers.
This costs Rs50 and this Rs52.
If you buy both, you can use alternatively.
It makes Rs102 in total, I'll make it a 100 for you.
We will settle the amount later, I was told to meet you here.
By the way, I heard you were promoted as cash keeper. Congratulations.
I didn't purchase it with cash. It was taken on installments.
Why do I need it? I am coming to the point.
In the 10 Lakhs handed over to you in the morning,
1 Lakh is unaccounted.
Sign on this letter in its consent.
Get 1 Lakh by 10 am tomorrow. I will excuse and not file case against you.
Else you will be in prison.
You better sign on it dear.
If he changes his mind and calls the cops, you may directly go behind the bars now.
Sign it. Give it a thought overnight and pay it tomorrow.
Why do you plead that fraudster?
Not a minute more. I have neither the patience nor the necessity to wait here.
Come on sign it!
He won't wait any longer. You better sign it.
Sign it I say!
Please sign it sir.
It's not in consent that you committed a fraud,
just that, there is a deficit of 1 Lakh in cash balance. It's ok, sign it.
You all sign as witness, else he may say I made him sign it in compulsion.
[Guests laughter]
[Guests laughter continues]
-Ah! Balaji is here. -Welcome Mr. Balaji![Crowd in unison]
Not bank Balaji anymore, you are TV Balaji.
You made 100 people happy with your TV.
Thank you Balaji uncle. [Kids in unison]
It would be our pleasure if too watch. Come.
My aunt and uncle are here since afternoon.
[Guests Laughing]
[Programme playing on TV]
[Guests laughing and cheering]
[Crowd groaning]
By the way I left the curry on the stove, should have got burnt by now.
-Worthless TV and movie... -Haven't I told you about India TVs?
Sorry. They don't seem to leave any soon. So I have cut the mains.
See they were happy till now.
Once the power is off, left cursing the TV.
Why were you late? You had a party?
I swear on them, I did not do any crime.
What happened?
My manager has trapped me. I did not commit any fraud.
I swear! On you and kids...
[Sobbing]
Sir, here is the 1 Lakh you gave in the morning. Give me my share.
How is it mine? It's bank's and public money. Should payback tomorrow.
Sir, with all due respect I brought 1 Lakh.
What's this? You promised 50 and gave only 20?
How about my hardwork?
What was your hardwork compared to him?
Poor soul, he also got hurt and bleeded.
That's it? It was my idea, my plan and my acting.
I thought about it for so many days and planned it so perfectly.
Moreover if he turns up tomorrow, or gets that money?
He can never get it. One should do a murder for a Lakh.
Or should loot while All India Bandh or massacres
For all my hardwork I received just Rs20,000.
First remove and give me that wig and moustache.
Give me another Rs10,000.
Why should he give you? I am eligible for it as I created a lot of drama.
Why do you need it? You are anyway getting the luscious cash keeper job.
Daily you run the money lending business from 10am to 5pm.
You will lend a Lakh for interest at 10 am...
By 5pm you will earn at-least 5-6 thousand as interest.
You earn every single day of 365 days.
Come on, not 365 days.
We have holiday for 52 Sundays.
Half Working Saturdays are 26.
Festivals and Bands make up to 150...
Not many days are left out.
Can I join that position from tomorrow?
Tomorrow is Sunday, day after is a holiday. So wait.
I should handover this money and procure a receipt for it.
I should also take care that there would be no blackmarks in the records.
How many tricks and deeds? This doesn't suffice for my hardwork. Unfair!
It would be just if you give me his 20 payment too.
My God!
Please don't grin! I get scared. We will do as you please.
Never ever thought would receive dismissal too on the very day of promotion.
How is this a fun to God?
Not for the God. The fun is all ours.
Else life seems boring.
What? Is my dismissal a fun to you?
My dad told me a story in my early days of marriage.
Are you trying to preach me?
This is my 5th job.
From birth till 4-5 yr old is a Queen's role.
Parents and grandparents will serve you.
They will pamper and kiss even for a tantrum.
Then you will be sent to school.
In student's role, you may get beaten even for no mistake of yours.
Learn this, not that.
Torture with homework, pass and fail.
After that, it is a would be bride's role.
Frighten saying don't go to movies, don't look at him. cover yourself.
On the other hand flirts like you tease us.
Wink, smile and tease us in dreams too.
[Laughs]
After the bride's role, it is the new wife's role.
My new wife, is so tender and fragile.
Saying this, will serve as a servant with princess.
This will give the new role as 'Mom'
Cooking, serving, parenting, feeding
-Washing, Pressing.. -Ok ok. What's your point?
That quitting previous roles and getting new ones is the fun.
That's the joy, thrill!
So we instead of worrying that we lost our previous job,
We should be happy and joyful for getting a new job...
Joyful?
-Mom... -Come baby...
Where are you heading to early in the morning?
Why could you ask such a stupid question? How does it bother you?
I meant you are leaving with having breakfast...
Your duty is prepare breakfast.
Whether eat or don't is not your concern.
Why do you bother where do I go?
-I didn't mean that. -I didn't ask you what you meant.
Yesterday I lost my job, you know that. I should hunt for a new one.
Neither my dad nor yours didn't accumulate assets to sit idle.
There are lots of vacancies listed in paper.
I will select one of these and come. That's all.
Now don't ask me when I would return. Bye children.
Hmm. Yes. Ok.
[Phone ringing]
Hmm... hmm...
Okay.
Sorry Mr Balaji, not possible.
Madam, you neither asked me anything nor examined my application.
I went through your application.
Understood that it doesn't require any further examining.
You said I didn't ask anything.
If I had to I should ask where did you work prior to this?
You would say a particular bank's name. Isn't it?
I would then ask why did you quit that job?
I know what you are about to say.
A blame or not, but it is linked up to you.
Mr Balaji, evil spreads faster than good. Like oil on the water.
I'm sorry mister Balaji.
Look, I would like to give a free advice.
Until the allegations are disproved, do not try for any other jobs.
No one would give you.
If you want a job, go to another country or atleast another state.
I believe that the allegation on you is not true. I wish you all the best.
Praising the God. Srimadhbhagavatgeetha
Along with explanations. Navodaya publishers. Vijayawada, Guntur.
Is this dispassion?
Fan.
Kurnool
Kurnool. Karimnagar and Moscow. Price:Rs 1. Copyrights reserved.
Hmm. Look, I forgot the knife to cut vegetables.
I wanted to tell this yesterday but I forgot.
There are vacancies for salesmen in Annapurna food corporation.
-So? -The owners are our acquaintances.
The managing director is my classmate in college.
All of the them are rotten.
You want to recommend it. That would be the last thing I wish for.
A woman's recommendation. [Sighs]
Husband and wife are like cart wheels.
Is it wrong if a wife recommends for her husband?
That is not wrong.
Even if he calls me today on your reference,
he will send me away after he learns about my 1 Lakh story.
-If you have such doubts... -I do...
Water.
Then, shall I try?
[Reading verses] What?
You would go to work?
-Is it a sin? -More than that
While man is sitting at home, you being woman will go out...
But who will give a job with this face?
Not by my face, but for my B.Com degree.
Oh I see. But just a degree wouldn't fetch you a job.
How about experience and fluency in English?
You should be shrewd. There would be lot of men around cunning and dangerous.
I was called a 'lioness' at my college. Did you know?
No, I don't like it. No way.
Ok as you wish. As you said, we don't have any assets to sit idle.
We are salaried people.
As a month passes, all the expenses pile up.
Anyway, why should I worry when you are here?
Oh my God!
Hey...
I'm calling you...
But do you know Annapurna food corporation is a huge firm?
By the way, whom do you from there?
Their managing director Gopala Krishna, was my classmate in college.
Very funny. It's been 10 yrs since then. Now that Nandagopal...
Gopala krishna...
He won't forget that easily.
I slapped him once.
Oh? Was it for love letter? Or anything beyond?
How does it matter now? Anyhow you denied it.
I told in concern of your safety.
Why would I stop you if you want to?
But that Venugopal...
Gopala Krishna, MD.
I learnt the name.
-Ok, give it a try. Then... -No.
Forget about my office, you will be irritated with household chores and kids.
So you think you can work but I can't run the house?
Huh! Such an easy job. I will do effortlessly.
Woman's work is just from 6am to 9pm,
and leisure for the rest of the day.
Men work from 9 am to 5 pm. 8 hours.
Strenuous work! You may get exhausted.
Later don't blame me...
Naughty!
Good luck Mr wife.
"Things have changed"
"Dad has replaced mom."
"Pen is replaced by ladle."
"This is the new kingdom. Bang on!"
"Things have changed"
"Dad has replaced mom."
"Pen is replaced by ladle."
"This is the new kingdom. Bang on!"
Sir...
Sir, I want to meet your MD.
We have board of directors meeting today. He is very busy.
It's ok. I have to talk to him urgently.
How can you say it ok? Wait, I will ask him.
Hello who is that? Sir.. its you?
Sir, some ladies came for you. I meant single ladies sir.
Ha ha. What a joke sir?
Madam, he's asking for your name.
Tell that it is Sivangi (Lioness)
-Sorry, I cannot say such name... -I will...
Hello Gopal, its me Sivangi.
Sir, sorry sir.
Sir, Shall I get her in elevator? What a brilliant idea sir?
Madam, please come.
Please come.
Hello Sivangi, welcome welcome!
Sir, ladies have come for you.
Sir, sir.
Come on.
It's been years since I saw you.
How are you? What's your husband? Any kids?
"Women who washes dishes is looked down by men."
"Wife who wears bangles, cannot show off anymore."
"Do you know I am Hitler though I do butler's work?"
"In the journey of a couple, mine is the upper berth"
"Equal rights would be only in the grave I say."
"Women will have joy only in the shelter of men."
Like a master chef in kitchen, and like a cupid in bedroom...
"man who cannot take care of women is worthless,"
"Things have changed"
"Dad has replaced mom."
"Hey.. Dad... has come..."
"This is the new kingdom. Bang on!"
Come sit down.
-Hey... -Sir..
-Give me your hand -[Groans]
Shh! Go!
-What was that? -To know if it is for real.
-You could have pinched yourself? -Why should we bear the pain?
You didn't change a bit Gopal!
So you think I am still smart.
I like it when you scold me too. That's a satisfaction.
What a present Sivangi? What a surprise?
Even I am surprised when you recognised me by my name Sivangi.
-Ofcourse yes! Sit down. -Thanks.
How will I forget you?
You remembered and came to meet me. That's a satisfaction.
-What? -Satisfaction!
-Oh you mean satisfaction. -Yes!
By the way what brought you here?
I came for you. Myself and my husband had a bet.
That I would work and earn, he would run the house.
Very good.
That means you are Mr Wife and he is Mrs husband.
You sit, he will serve.
Nice bet. Very good.
Either of you win or lose, that's a satisfaction.
My BCom degree
"Damsel with high heel boots..."
"Make up queen with lipstick..."
[Musical notes]
"Shows off with her sunshades..."
[Musical notes]
"She's in the car..."
"Feels proud having three quarters feast everyday."
"It cannot go on any further."
[Musical notes]
"It cannot go on any further."
"I am an expert in karate."
"Keep telling stories."
"It won't be allowed any more."
We don't have a good sale. Business stands still.
So we are seeking sales personnel.
But what can you do here?
A lot of people are coming.
Today, we directors meeting.
Lioness, leave them there. Boys will do it.
That's a satisfaction for me.
[Laughs]
Silly girl.
Shall I go out? Its ok. Sit down.
Once the meeting is done I will introduce you to the chairman, ofcourse my dad.
[Distant chatter]
[Everyone greeting]
Please take your seats.
Boy, there is no lid on the glass of the 5th chair.
Though I warned you, you are careless and I am mindless.
If I really had, I would have dismissed you.
Friends, we have become careless, we are doing some mistakes.
That is why our company's sales have gone down.
Now what are our do s and don'ts? Now should we rise our sales urgently?
So we all have discussed and brought a sales expert.
He has given ideas to big firms.
Gentlemen, I present Mr SNM.
Sales and deals from peas to planes, is this SNM's specialty.
Gentlemen, we now have to rise your sales. That's your problem. I have an idea.
Let it be any type of consumer,
once you say prices have slashed, they will buy though its unnecessary.
So rise the prices this month,
and slash the prices next month. This is one method.
[Clapping]
The second one is gift scheme.
There will be a number on each and every bill.
We will pull a draw every month.
Tell sir.
The first prize of the lottery is two tickets to Hollywood.
Second prize, paid pilgrimage for elderly people.
Third prize, the expenditure of boys education and girl's wedding.
To satisfy all age groups.
If you implement these,your sales will touch 100 crores by next year.
I am pleased to give you this detailed analysis with honour and pride.
-Thank you -Welcome.
[Laughs]
-Who is she? -Who's that?
-How is she here -Ask her to leave.
Girl... come here.
She is my friend from college. Today she...
You don't tell anything. Is it you who laughed?
Insult. Ask her why has she come into this room.
The point here is not why she is here, but why did she laugh.
Tell dear. Do not hesitate.
A man spent Rs 3 to remove evil eye off his Rs 1 worth chick.
[Laughing]
I laughed for the same reason you all are laughing now.
So you say our business is like Rs 1 worth chick?
And call our plans are silly?
Yes. You are giving 10 Lakhs worth gifts to increase sales by 1 lakh.
Let's assume the sales rise this month.
Next month if it comes down, what will you do?
Will you give again? Can you?
If you keep giving away Lakhs as gifts...
doesn't your business shut down?
So what is the reason for our business not growing?
Sit down.
90% of consumers are of poor and middle class.
You are omitting them and trying to hold on to millionaires.
Neither they increase in number nor your business.
In the sense?
10 out of 100 will have feast, 90 will eat hand to mouth.
But everyone will have rice isn't it?
So its evident that 90 middle class people will buy more than 10 millionaires.
Why should we believe you?
Check out the compartments on a train to Delhi. It has 4 AC and 14 Non AC.
At Tirupathi, if millionares donate 10 crores,
poor people's donate 90 crores.
So you should go to place where there is lot of money.
These ACs and lotteries, and directors salaries are summed up
are increasing your expenditures.
Common people like me will not come to your shops.
They get scared with your showoff, run away seeing your prices.
So you come to our colonies.
Open small outlets there.
Until you gain some confidence, send items in vans to colonies.
Sell them under tents at our door step every week.
Infact, this isn't a new idea...
This is similar to the weekly market we had in earlier times.
If there are 30 middle class people, 60 would be lower class.
Send the products to their colonies too by autos.
Sell Rs10 and Rs 5 packets.
You need not give any gifts.
Challenge them that, in the lentil packets you sell,
if they find any stones or stale will be entitled to cash prize of Rs 500.
Many of them would try. Maintain the quality that they don't find any.
That itself will give us a lot of publicity.
Trust is the foundation for business.
I told these with my own experience as a middle class woman.
Thank you very much. We don' knowt who you are and why you are here.
You gave good ideas and methods in this short span.
You gave us the trust that you can excel in it, given a chance.
-Gopal... -Dad.
-What's her name? -Jhansi Lakshmi.
Very good. Her name is Mrs Jhansi, came seeking a job in our company.
Dear Jhansi, I happily welcome you to our company.
I appoint you as the Vice President of the sales department.
[Applause]
Gopal get the order typed.
One year's contract. Will hike if good results are shown.
Until then, monthly salary would be Rs 10000,
quarters, phone and daily transport will be provided.
You all may leave now.
Good. You will be picked by car tomorrow.
Gopal, ask the driver to drop now and note the address.
Dear, I got it! Where are the kids?
-Tell me I can understand. -They gave me...
-What did they give? Your application? -Argh! Job dear.
-I thought so, that Raj gopal... -Gopala krishna
Yeah, that fellow. He should have given as you are his old friend.
To prepare tea & coffee? Or to write down petty expenses?
Very funny!
Job... a big job!
Tell me the salary, I will tell whether its big or small.
Te... Three!
Hundreds or Tens?
Ones!
Oh! Thousands.
If home makers like you are paid thousands...
company will shut down in three days. I Guarantee!
[Sobbing]
Don't get amused for that 3000. That company is on the outskirts.
You cannot handle men in public transport.
If you take auto, it costs around 5-6 hundreds.
-Why auto? They are providing me a car. -Car?
Yeah! They'll provide a car, a villa, a dog and a gold chain for it!
We do not have any expenses.
[Sobbing]
Sorry Jhansi, I was just joking.
Really I am thrilled.
You got a job with my equivalent salary in your first attempt.
I am really proud of you.
[In audible]
Dear... oh my beloved!
Hey, Lakshminarayana Swami
[Startled]
Ha.. ha.. What dear?
Just asking, what if our positions are reversed?
-Hmm. -Hmm.
My sweetheart, my wish is to fulfill your wish.
As you wish!
[sobs]
-This side coffee and snacks. -Yes.
-That side lunch. -Yes.
To heat the coffee again use this stove. I know.
-You know who to light it. Don't you? -Silence.
This stove is invented by us, you women use them comfortably.
You try to teach me?
Simple thing!
Turned to left, it lights up, to right switches off and at center it burns.
Totally wrong. Turned to right...
Stop right there, I know. It switches on, to center its off.
[Groans] I think some left handed person has made this.
Whoever it is. I plead you.
If you leave thinking its switched off,
-...gas would leak all over the house... -Ok, ok.
Come, you are getting late.
Your house will be in safe hands.
Curry will suffice for dinner too. Just have to cook rice.
I will do it once I'm home.
What we eat morning's stale curry for dinner too?
-Why so? You thought I can't cook? -I neither thought so nor said.
I just said I will do it.
So that people would think that great woman isn't just working at office...
...is also cooking two quarter meal and the husband just sits idle. How greedy!
I won't eat your cooked food. Will trash and cook again.
Do as you please. I'm getting late. I need to drape my saree.
Does that mean you are nude now? [Giggles]
[Vehicle arriving]
Is this Jhansi Lakshmi madam's house?
Yes, ofcourse. This is Mr Balaji, madam's husband.
And these two are her children.
Madam would take a while to come. You go and wait.
Go!
-Hello Namasthe sir! -Hello, come in.
Welcome. Children say good morning to office uncle...
[Children crying]
Come get in. I like you because you too have soft corner for women like me.
The moment I gave my wife the permission to work...
you have immediately given her a chance to work.
-Wonderful! -Not just wonderful, fantastic.
According to me...
-Women are also humans equal to men... -Yeah...
Sorry, I can't come. You know how busy I am.
Sorry. Please don't mind.
I have been telling her since we got married.
that women are also humans, shouldn't constrain just to kitchen.
After consistently telling that talent shouldn't be wasted.
...and she should get out and work to prove her talent.
Now she finally took the bold step.
And about me, I have accumulated time off. And I love arts.
You are right. Dreams...
I have done a research on this subject in my college. In that...
Not dreams Mr Gopal, he meant fine arts.
Jhansi don't refer me in a formal way. That's a satisfaction for me.
So I said...
Though I possess any number of certificates,
Arts like painting, writing and acting give me lot of satisfaction.
I just love cooking.
Yesterday, I have proved my wife that I can prepare soup in 10 minutes.
I too cook variety dishes published in magazines as a hobby.
Ah! Me too!
Jhansi, he is waiting for you.
How are the salaries in your company? Including the basic and allowances?
For example, for a job like Jhansi's...
I'm here!
Sorry Gopal, I was late.
Not at all. Genius like you are always first though are late.
See you sir. Don't worry she's in good hands.
Mom, we too would come.[Kids in unison]
I'll come back by evening.
-Bye dear. -Don't worry they are in good hands.
Remember, first you should feed curd rice and then dal for him.
Else he will throw a tantrum.
-Bye! -You silly mother.
Are you giving me advice on parenting?
-Children get in. -[Child mocks]
Children are children!
Thanks!
Children, your mom has been to office.
It's dad's, that means my kingdom from today.
Once there lived a king... and that is me. and you are my people...
under my good care taking... [kids laugh]
What's so funny? Do I look like a monkey?
No,no! Take your finger off your mouth. That's good.
Oh! Revolt? What should be done in such situations?
[Kids laugh]
-Now we will know about parenting tips...
Meow... meow...
by Mrs Nagamani.
Not kids.. kitten. Sorry kids!
Get six lemon...
-Now we will follow radio.. ok? -Its time for my school, braid my hair.
Very simple!
Braid my hair too.
I too asked to braid my hair.
You don't have hair dear.
I do. Mom![Screams]
-Yes you have! -Dad[groans]
[Utensils clanking]
Ah! [Groans]
Dad asked you not to put your finger. Take off!
-Dad, brother is hitting me. -You too hit him hard.
[Kids crying]
Hey donkey! Stop it.
-You stop it! -You rascal...
[Kid screaming]
I will hit you if you move. Be careful!
Untangle the girl's hair...
...and braid it combing... Mom..[Kid screams]
-No, Not mom.. scream saying dad. -No I will say mom.
Carry on!
Argh! It hurts.
It's common for kids to cry. They say it's good for them.
Meaning they grow as strong as they cry.
Argh! Its hurting. Leave me dad.
Get me down! [Cries]
Cry! Very good!
Madam...
-Madam isn't home? -No, I am the Madam.
Sales? I won't buy anything. Go away!
This is not something you would buy.
-Now take a knife... Then?
Cut it by half...
Then?
Then mix it with salt and pepper.
Dad, will you kill me?
Wait you don't panic!
Don't panic! Don't panic!
Hey, what did you cook today?
-Burnt it! -It's ok!
Can you lend me a cup of lentils?
No way. I am already vexed up.
Argh! If it was your wife, would have given me two bowls of it.
[Groans] You could have said 'no' one more time.
Very good brother, Keep hitting!
Madam, rickshaw! It's time for school.
[Glass breaking sound]
Enough! Enough!
Put that tin there. Come!
Hey bro! Please let me concentrate.
-Give them a bath in the morning... -Done.
Put on washed clothes Ofcourse done.
Such pieces mixed with salt...
-put in a glass jar and covered with lid. -Daddy...
If done like this... salted... kids.. will be very tasty
Have it!
I do not want 'lad'.
It's not lad, its dal.
'Lad'
Have it. Gulp now!
'Lad'
Remember, first you should feed curd rice and then dal for him.
Else he will throw a tantrum.
How can he? This is dad's kingdom. Start eating.
One should have dal first and then curd rice. Have it!
[Kids laughing]
Rascal, how dare you?
Wait I too will show how it would be...
Stop there! [Kid laughing]
Hey.. you...
Hey!
[School bell ringing]
Go!
[Exhales] Mom.... [Kid crying]
Hey why are you there? Please open the gate.
Shut up! Come!
Argh! Why are you here? Go inside!
Sis...[Kid crying] Argh! You are troubling me.
Stop here.
Its open!
How was your first day? Did they terminate or you have quit?
Mother's love!
The wolfs, jackals and gopals at office
What did they blabber?
I thought of coming early and cook. got late with a meeting.
They had stomach full and enjoyed it too. You think I can't cook properly.
I have served. You can come for dinner.
You made a great arrangement like a dining table.
Yeah! One should have romantic ideas.
How odd is it if we serve and eat like a duty.
How does a man differ from an animal?
Wow, Biryani! I thought you can't do rice. But you have prepared Biryani!
Tastes delicious!
Is there anything husband can't do if his wife challenges him?
Why don't you share the biryani recipe?
Too many. Woman can't understand chef's tips even though shared.
I got one tip. Hotel bill is Rs48.
Oh! Kids wanted to have so...
What is this? If you get it daily from hotel, how do we manage the house?
My wish. I will buy everyday.
After all Rs 25. If your salary isn't sufficient, earn more.
-Didn't you challenge? -It's ok.
I will cook dinner too from tomorrow.
Not necessary. I ordered just for one day as you like it...
you created a nuisance. You need not cook. I will.
I will learn if I can't.
[Kid crying] What wrong did I say? Coming baby!
Hey... Argh! [Groans]
Hey Balaji, heard the company sales have gone up ever since your wife had joined.
They should have hiked her salary. Did she tell you about it?
I never ask such things. It's beneath my dignity.
Why should we ask? We only listen when they say.
-Narasayya sir, you seem familiar to me? -It's all your illusion. God's game!
-Phone! Phone! -Phone in TV Balaji's house.
Make it quick. I am answerable to madam.
Mom...[Kid crying]
Who are you? What is all this?
What a force? I guess you are Mr Balaji.
Madam says a lot about you at office.
-Yes. What is all this about? -Installing a telephone sir.
No, I don't need office telephone. I will get my own one in sometime.
Wow, What an authority! Madam asked us to install.
Who is Madam? While he is denying it.
Yes, I am the master of the house.
Ofcourse. Foremen boss orders are final.
As you say sir. You want the phone point in the hall or bedroom?
Who is the boss by the way? You or her?
Install in the bedroom.
Wow, what a foresight!
To make it easy for Ma'am, so that she need not walk till the hall often.
-Mom...[Crying] -Come have some water.
-Foremen, in the bedroom -No, not in bedroom
We find it difficult if installed in bedroom.
Yeah, install in the hall.
-Listen to me -Daddy
If you put it in Veranda, we won't face any problem though they sleep.
-Not in bedroom.[All scream in unison] -As you say!
-In the hall [All scream in unison] -Ok ok!
Install in the hall, for our people's sake.
Wow, what a generosity?
-Daddy...[Crying] -Keep crying, I will just be back!
Mom...[Crying]
Foremen.. Hall.
-Mom... [Crying] -Enough!
Sir, Can I call madam to inform phone is installed?
No!
Wow, what a politeness?
[Crowd talks]
Wait! This phone is very sincere.
Will respond only if I call.
Tell me one by one, whom do you want to call?
-Connect to my uncle in Kaikalur. -What's his number?
What number? I have single husband and single uncle.
[everyone laughs] That's not what I meant...
His phone number there.
-He doesn't have. -He too should have one.
Very funny! Then what's the use of this?
-Call someone or the other. -Why someone? There are a lot of phones.
Railway station, Bus station...
In case of emergency hospitals, in case of fire to fire rescue,
...Police station in case of murders.
Wow, how sweet was that talk!
Hey sister, tell me a random number, we will dial it.
What happened? You didn't get the line. Please make it fast.
Ma'am, have been trying from past hour.
-The line is busy. -Did you check if line is under repair?
I found out at exchange that they have been contiously calling someone.
Oh, ok! you leave.
[Children chatting]
-Anyone there? -All have left Ma'am.
[Tires Screeching]
Next!
Hello, me Subbalaxmi speaking, what's the exact time now?
It hasn't stricken 5 in our clocks yet.
Ours is a good clock. Listen if you want to...
-Good! -Ring!
Three... Ring... Four!
-Mom...[Crying] -Five!
Stop it!
What is this a market or house? Have you all never seen a phone before?
What are you blabbering? If you demean them, you are demeaning me.
I meant you not them. I was trying to call from an hour, its not connecting.
How will it? Line is busy here.
That's office phone. If you so make many calls and it bills Rs400. Who will pay it?
The same person who wanted to get it installed.
Why do need a phone if you can't afford it?
As I lost my mind. What have you done having one?
You didn't go to school. She lost the way and was crying
She would have been under my car in a split...
You sat here relaxed and counting the bells.
Why didn't you go to school?
I am a husband and a man. I won't give justifications to a woman.
My mistake that I have left kids with you and left for work.
My mistake that I have sent you to work.
I will quit. But don't forget that it is what feeding us all these days.
I'll quit from tomorrow.
My work isn't as important as my kids. We will starve to death.
You need not worry. I am not incapable to feed my family.
Quit now! I will go and earn. Beg, borrow or steal!
I will somehow earn and come. Get inside!
[Birds Chirping]
[Temple bells ringing]
[Divine chantings]
[Clock ringing]
Dear.. Leela...
Time is 9, isn't it?
'Tangu'.. come here.
What lesson are you learning?
-Why is mom still sleeping? -She got up long back.
Gave us milk, took bath and slept again.
She woke up early and slept after bath again?
Is she not well?
Did she really quit her job?
Even if I said so yesterday, it was just for fun.
How can she really quit? Office people would feel bad.
How can she totally quit? They all will come and plead me saying...
Please Balaji sir, please send her.
I would say I never denied. I just joked yesterday.
She is sulking, you come and please and take her.
Ha ha ha
Go and tell her it wouldn't be good if they come home. Ask her to go to office.
Tell her Daddy will take good care of us. Go and tell. Go!
Mom said she wouldn't go to office, I too won't go to school.
Why?
-Today is Sunday, holiday! -Ha?
[Kids cheering]
Cooking is done, I have fed children and put them to sleep at my home.
Thank you Narsayya. I will repay your favour as your wife in my next life.
Very funny. From next life it's all wives domination.
Men will be constrained to kitchen.
Why are you adding salt again?
The Balaji touch! If it's apt, my wife will make out that I did not cook.
Very good.
Narsayya sir..
I think I saw you earlier somewhere. It's your illusion. God's game!
White.. white... white... All are colored sarees. Where is the white saree?
YOUR FASCINATING BEAUTY IS IRRESISTIBLE
My love letter, my first love letter.
She kept it so safe.
"Fascinating beauty is irresistible."
"Your fascinating beauty is irresistible."
"Your vexation... your sweet curses"
"Your anger.. all your variations"
"Are all beautiful indeed"
"Fascinating beauty is irresistible."
"Your fascinating beauty is irresistible."
"Standing near the veranda"
"While you comb your tresses"
"When you helplessly bend for the comb slipped from your hand"
"Anger draped as a saree, shyness hidden in the blouse"
"When the smiling beauty and ran away"
"Fascinating beauty is irresistible."
"Your fascinating beauty is irresistible."
[Laughing]
"Escaping away from kisses some given and some not"
"Trying to step out with shyness."
"While I play pulling your saree asking you to come back"
"With wet eyes when you plead me, to leave you..."
"When you plead to leave you..."
"That fascinating beauty is irresistible."
"Your fascinating beauty is irresistible."
[Pampering]
"While you were entranced, breastfeeding the little baby"
"When the elder baby comes crawling..."
"and asks "For me?"
"Giving a knock, when you say," Oh come on"
"My crying and your laughter"
"When blossom like a rainbow..."
"That fascinating beauty is irresistible."
"Your fascinating beauty is irresistible."
"Wearing white jasmines in black braid..."
"Concealing the age's eagerness at the end of your frills"
"You wait, get tired and exhausted"
"In a disappointed midnight, and fall asleep with all the beauty"
"Such one who is like Sita in a Tyagaraja's song"
"Fascinating beauty is irresistible. Your beauty..."
"Your fascinating beauty is irresistible."
Jhansi.. Jhansi..
-Hey, get up! -No dear.
-Have something and then sleep. -No please!
I am very tired. Feeling very sleepy. Please!
Dear... Tomorrow is Krishnashtami. Gopal is celebrating in his farmhouse.
He has invited all of us.
Who that satisfaction fellow? Did he call me? I am not coming.
You go if you want to.
Wake me up by 7 am.
[Phone ringing]
Yes, Mrs Balaji is sleeping. Mr Balaji is only available.
Hello, Mr GopalaKrishna, Namsthe!
Called for me? Yeah it's me. Ofcourse I love celebrations.
I will definitely come. I will bring all my people along.
Thank you!
That's the way!
Ah.. there.. put it there.
Come here. Bus is coming. Sir will come move aside.
[Kids cheering]
Welcome, welcome. Please come.
Welcome Jhansi.
-Namasthe Gopal, -Namasthe. You got kids dressed up.
[Divine chanting]
Give prasada to madam.
Dear...
[Kids talking]
You love sweets, so take some more.
Komala, one minute...
Don't I keep saying about Shivangi? She is the one.
My wife, Komaladevi.
I told you a girl slapped me in college, she is the one.
She was very fierce then. Did I ever tell you?
You told for 372 times.
With which hand did you slap my husband? Left or Right?
She should have slapped him left and right.
-My husband. -Namasthey sir.
Oh, you should have slapped with your right hand.Lucky
I am left handed. The next time you repeat the story, I will smash you right cheek.
Did you see how she saw me? That's why I told that story. That's a satisfaction.
Come. I have always won the 'Utti Competition' since childhood.
Come we'll go.
Come Mr Benarjee.
Namsathe sir[Crowd in unison]
-My dear friends... -Wow, what a voice!
Silence. My hearty Krishnashtami wishes to all of you.
What a simplicity!
Thank you!
You why we all have gathered here.
-Today is Krishnashtami -Fantastic, what a memory!
I am happy to see you all attending with your family for my invitation.
Wow, what a great heart![In unison]
[Clapping] Thanks!
You all should have observed, I wore traditional clothes today!
Hey, what a beautiful idea! Thanks!
Sir, I have a small request.
-Ask! -Please explain us about Krishnashtami
Sure!
Krishnashtami means...
Here.. here!
Sorry sir, please carry on!
Never mind! Krishnashtami means...
Please tell sir.... Please tell!
Actually Krishnashtami means...
Shut up... Didn't I ask you to shut up? Sorry.
Nevermind. Krishnashtami means, Lord Krishna's birthday!
What an observation! What a brain!
[In audible]
"How naughty is Lord Krishna?"
"He is a very artful and cunning person with a deceptive look"
"He cannot resist women, goes after them for company."
"He attracts women and chatters with them..."
"He is a conjurer and magician who tricks and flirts with women."
"How naughty is Lord Krishna?"
"He is a very artful and cunning person with a deceptive look"
-Come... -Please no...
"Neighbour's milk and curd... [Chorus chant]"
"This butter thief is habituated to neighbour's milk and curd..."
"That milk ocean...(Vaikunta)...[Chorus chant]"
"Though he owns it.. [Chorus chant]"
"Though he owns the milk ocean(Vaikunta), why does he seek other's dairy?"
"However rich one may be yet get allured by other's property"
"What kind of God is he? Other's properties fascinate him."
"How naughty is Lord Krishna?"
"He is a very artful and cunning person with a deceptive look"
"16,000 in number... [Chorus chant]"
"Is the count of his wives... [Chorus chant]"
"Though he has 16000 wives, why doesn't he leave Radha?"
"That lady...[Chorus chant]"
"is his first love...[chorus chant]"
"That lady is his first love, he cannot forget his first love."
"His divine miracles are unending, I have told some. Now you praise him."
"How naughty is Lord Krishna?"
"He is a very artful and cunning person with a deceptive look"
"Gopala Krishna... Hari[Chorus]..."
"Govinda Krishna...Hari[Chorus]"
[Crowd Chant and cheer ]
[Chant continues]
[Crowd Chant and cheer continues ]
"Then Gopala Krishna left like a monkey"
Idiots! Sycophants! They are shameless and this fellow is mindless.
I shouldn't have gone.
Wow, what a memory sir! What a dance sir!
What a prasada sir! Wow! [Kid crying]
What a chewing sir! What a gulping sir!
-No... No..[Kid shouting] -Hey, don't move!
-Mom...[Child cries] -Why do you show your anger on kids?
Because I'm incapable! And is that not why I'm sitting at home?
Why do you use such intense words? What's so horrible happened now?
What's more horrible than pulling me away, while I was almost winning?
The made me lose and made fun of me.
Flattery and applause to that MD fellow who won by tricking.
Is he a God, or his descendant?
Ofcourse he is God for us. He pays and feeds our family every month.
Though I stopped you from competing with him, you went ahead.
You didn't stop me, you grinned at me.
This was your plan to insult me.
You wanted to show that my house is not even as big as his bathroom.
and that my backyard is as small is a a fence in his farmhouse.
and that my dress doesn't match upto the size of his hand kerchief.
You wanted to show these and insult me.
Nothing as such. I didn't ask you to come.
He invited you in English, you replied with 'Yes yes of course' and came along.
Why do you blame me now?
If I said yes in English, you should have told No in Telugu.
Yeah, I know. You wanted me to come and face the insult. You enjoyed!
Baby.. Chitti...
-Where are the kids? -I brought one.
Did you bring the other one or left there in those celebrations?
Chitti.. Chitti...
Where are you?
Mr. Narsayya... Did kids come to you house?
No dear!
Leela... Leela... Chitti...
[Sobbing]
You scold me or hit me. But never shout in front of kids like you did.
I plead you.
-Sir has come madam -Ask him to sit.
It's chairman Sir, madam.
Namasthe!
You could have asked me to come. Why have you taken the effort...
You compelled me to. Not just me, anyone would come down for you.
I would have collected the salary. You came in person for this..
My dad loves drama. He dramatizes everything. That's his satisfaction.
-This is bonus. Rs20,000. -Twenty thousand!
Usually...
...as per rules, employees on contract won't and shouldn't be given bonus.
But you are special.
You put life into a bankrupted business and brought it to a state to pay bonus.
All the directors have approved unanimously.
They say a father should not praise his own children. So I won't anymore.
I always thought I have a single son. I assume its two of you from today.
No, take it as one son and one daughter.
Son is incompetent but daughter is a genius.
God bless you!
Gopal...[whispers]
Yes... 'Mr Wife'!
I need a sum of 1 lakh today.
My savings and this bonus will make Rs 85,000.
If you can arrange for Rs15,000 as a loan, I will repay in two months.
Any problem?
I would have told you earlier if I could, now I wouldn't even if you ask me to.
I have a satisfaction in getting slapped by asking for it.
Cheque or cash? Give 1 lakh in cash?
-Tomorrow as the first thing... -You needn't say. I'll send in 10 minutes.
[Cricket commentary playing on TV]
[Picture blurring]
Argh! Picture is blurring.
Don't worry, there could be a crow on antenna.
Is the reason for low picture quality on tv these days?
Ah! This also could be one of the reasons.
[Signal lost] [Crowd groan]
Uncle, they are removing the antenna from your terrace.
What?
Hey what is this? Who are you?
Yeah I know. You wouldn't recognise me as I gave product on loan.
Oh, Subbarao sir, it's you? What is this sir?
Two months installments, a sum of Rs3500 is due. We can't allow anymore.
Madam would usually pay on time.
If paid, why would we come? Don't we like to continue our patronship.
-Why don't you call madam? -I have been to her office sir.
She said she won't and she can't pay. And to uninstall and take away the TV.
Who is she to ask to take it away? I am the boss.
Yes, he is the boss of this house.
Then pay the money mister!
If you talk that rude, I won't need it anymore. Take away.
-Keep these covers with you. -Daddy TV.. Daddy TV
-Shut up! -He meant the kid!
You shut up and come home. Pride of short living wealth!
No, just call it a temporary joy!
[Kids shouting]
[Quoting a Telugu moral poem]
My husband hates installments.
Once we get our property back, we will buy one immediately.
Daddy TV Daddy TV...
Come... come!
-Whose birthday is it mom? -All of us
-Is everyone born today? -Yes yes. Happy day!
We were also given bonus today Ma'am.
Driver... Don't go away. Wait for sometime.
Daddy mom gave me toffee, and driver too. Where is brother?
I came very happy today.
Are you angry about TV? I'm sorry!
They say you can tell 1000 lies for one wedding.
For one great deed, I told you one lie.
Look what I brought. 1 Lakh rupees.
You didn't get it.
I lied that my salary is Rs3000 while it's actually Rs10,000, just for this.
I saved this without buying anything for you and kids, just for you.
Today, they gave me a bonus of Rs20,000.
I borrowed the shortage of Rs15000, from Gopal to make 1 Lakh.
I asked the car to wait. Immediately go and throw this on the manager's face...
knock him on his nose and snatch your job!
Get up, go!
[Kids playing]
You devil!
-You too believed I am the fraud. -No, I..
Shut up! Shut your big bloody mouth!
One more word, I will kill you!
Mo....
I didn't mind when bank staff has blamed me.
I didn't care when neighbours spoke ill about me.
But today, my wife, the one who has been my companion from 10 years...
said that, this scoundrel is a fraud but still she is bearing me.
Having heard this, I cannot live anymore.
I will stab and kill myself.
Please stop!
This is unfair.
I wished you to get your job back. Worked hard and saved money with a kind heart.
Kind heart and you? Do you have a heart?
It's all a fuss. You envy me and you are enjoying it.
When I asked you about salary then, you thought it was unnecessary to tell me.
You lied and fooled me.
The day we got phone, I guessed that your salary isn't Rs3000.
When I couldn't go to school that day, you shouted at me as if I am a servant.
As I bought TV against your wish,
you took it away and insulted me in front of all.
Today, you said I am thief and asked me to agree that and go to jail.
You proved that you don't need me anymore as you are earning good.
Is this your love or pride?
False, unjust!
I only thought they would give back your job if money is paid.
-Forgive me if it's a mistake. -I won't.
If it's understood, that I am a fraud. I will never get another job.
Then you can work at Gopal's office permanently.
I will be a slave and sit at home forever.
You want that. Don't you?
No... no.. no!
Shut up! [Screams]
If I was really a fraud, they would have terminated me and sent to jail by now.
You couldn't even understand this.
If I was really a fraud, they would have terminated me and sent to jail by now.
If I was fraud, they'll put me in jail
[Phone ringing]
-Yes! -Good evening!
Good evening. It's me, 'DisCa'!
-What? -'DisCa', meaning 'Dismissed Cashier'
-Balaji -Ah!
I didn't dismiss. You left yourself.
You said you would give my job back, if I bring the 1 Lakh I stole.
-Cash ready. -Is it? Come here, we'll discuss.
But how did you set it?
It's not a disease to set right.
Just like you, I worked hard, cheated and earned by playing cards.
Thanks to the cards game. I made good friends with your bank's chairman.
Chairman? First you take the money and come here.
What will you do? Chairman is right beside me.
I will tell the truth and give him the phone. He will talk to you about my job.
By the way, don't ask Kondayya and his friend about this.
They will not tell you the truth at all.
Everyone cheats. Because they too have a family like you and me.
Hello .. hello..Hello hello...
[Birds chirping]
-Sister where to? -Dad has run away, so we too would.
-How about mom? -She shouted, so she too would run away.
How would you too say the same Gopal?
Though you brought the money for his sake,
unknowingly you meant he is a fraud.
You doubted him hastily, it's your fault Jhansi.
What should I do now?
You are asking for my advice?
My only point is, if your husband has really stole that 1 Lakh,
the bank management should have dismissed and put him behind bars.
Correct! So this issue hasn't gone to headoffice notice.
-So the bank chairman should be... -Correct!
You are an expert in slapping.
Give a tight slap to that chairman.
Namsthe, I am Jhansi Lakshmi. Vice president of Annapurna food corporation.
Yes, what can I do for you?
You need not do me any favour. First, save your bank.
What's that?
We have about 2 crores of our company's deposits in your bank.
We are closing all our accounts and transferring them to another bank.
What is the reason?
In one of your branches, 10 months, a cashier has stolen Rs 1 Lakh.
They said he was suspended. But no action was taken against him.
He is left free, spending and enjoying that amount.
No no. No such case came to my notice.
That's our worry.
If a fraud of 1 Lakh didn't come to your notice,
that shows the capability of you and your managers.
We are worried about our company's deposits. So we want to close them.
No, that's not correct.
Moreover account closing decision should be either the chairman's or the MD's.
MD, Gopala Krishna speaking. This came to our chairman's notice too.
Nmasthe Mr Gopal. If you can come to our office, we can sort it out.
It's your need not ours.
Oh Jhansi madam, if you come to our office tomorrow
No, it should be sorted out today and here.
If you do not know the address, I would send the car.
Ok, in which branch did this happen?
Rajanagar Branch.
That is my Sivangi.
Gopal, send the car to chairman's house
Where are the kids? Leela... where are you?
Chitti...
Leela...Chitti...
Leela.. Chitti...
Your kids? I saw them getting into the car.
I did not tell and the car left.
All god's game.
Tell me, what have you told that Balaji? he said he told the truth to chairman.
Why will I tell him sir? Wouldn't I too lose if I do?[Phone ringing]
What do you have to lose idiot?
They will arrest me for not escalating the issue.
Yes![Screams] It's chairman!
Yes sir, one minute sir. Kondayya I will kill you today.
Stop you rascal!
Not you sir.
Yes sir.
Leela... chit...
[Snake hissing]
Mo...
[Hissing]
Where did you go without telling me? Why did you step out?
Daddy...[Kids crying]
-Namasthe. Namasthe -Namasthe
Madam Jhansi, you saved your kids, your husband and our bank too.
Hats off to you! You are very great though you are a woman.
What do you mean?
I frightened the manager and made him spit the truth.
What do you mean?
Shivangi threatened thebank chairman and pulled out the fraud.
No, it's me.
-No, it's me -No, it's me
-No, it's me. -Yeah. It's you!
'He' means 'we'.
Yeah! we meaning 'we all'.
Yeah, I was just kidding. Your's is always the upper hand.
You tricked well flipping the hands.
But sincerely touch her feet atleast once...
Oh! Okay Narada!
To women...Hail[Chorus] To women power... Hail[Chorus]
Great God's game.
This is right. Both wife and husband are equally working.
She is grinding he is fanning. Perfect!
"Never ever believe men, dear friend."
The end.